i love fentanyl!

I always dreamt of hyperlinks

I'm not joking! Ever since I opened PowerPoint in my 1st grade I was curious, what hyperlink really means? I didn't have any access to internet back in a day, so I had nothing to do, except of thinking about this odd name every day of my life.

Then, finally, I turned 8 years old, and got a mind! Power, that was laid in my hands, was almost unbelievable. I stumbled upon an old grandma PC...

Since then, I never left the internet, not even for a second, always scrolling, always being here.


Thank you, Deus Ex Machina!